20110712

STARFLEET - MOTTO PAGE

STARFLEET- THE INTERNATIONAL STAR TREK FAN ASSOCIATION 
Unit Motto List v3.0 (still under construction)

If you know of any that are not on the list or if you know of any that have changed.... etc. Please pass em to me. The Mottos of Chapter's that are no longer around are preserved in memory and honor of their Service.We are also linking chapter web pages to this page (just send them)!!

STARFLEET: The Adventure Continues...
(UO) "Let Me Help"
(UO): "Oooooooo..... aaaaaaaahhh..... preeeeee-teeee!"
STARFLEET Chaplains/Counselors Resource Center - Let Us Help
Region 1 (UO) - We're Number One!
Region 2 - Second to None!
Region 3-DC Science (UO) "Learning is a Lifetime Project"
Region 20- We have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies because we are made of sugar candy"
The College of Federation Studies - (UO) To Learn of the Future in Order to Seek the Sheepskin...
STARFLEET Armed Services Program - Bridging the Gap
(UO) Go Ahead - Make Your Day
STARFLEET CORPS OF ENGINEERS
(UO) #1 "$^#% 'em if they can't take a joke..." (UO) #2 "Was that over the top? I can never tell..."
STARFLEET Marine Academy - Victory through Skill
1ST MARINE REGIMENT
(UO) There is no problem that a judicious application of phaser fire cannot solve...
Starfleet Marine Corps - Peace is Our Profession
UO: We came, we saw, we drank
UO: The few, the proud...the dead on the transporter pads...
UO: When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight
5th Marine Strike Group -I am the right hand of vengeance...I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me."
12th Starfleet Marine Regiment -Adapt and Overcome.
(UO): Shadow Regiment...so secret, even we don't know who (or where) we are!
123rd Marine Strike Group - Without Warning We Strike!
18th Marine Strike Group - Fear not and be just
18th Marine Tactical Fighter Squadron - And they will know no fear
(UO) for all: we have got to stop these 8 event weekends
100th Marine Strike Group - "Semper Ingenuum" (Always Free)
139th Marine Strike Group - (Immolators)" Purity by Fire"
144th Marine Strike Group - Gross Force with an Attitude of Honor
162nd Marine Strike Group : "Loyalty above all else, except honor"
163nd Marine Strike Group - And that's the bottom line.........
166th Marine Strike Group (Black Knights) Where Ever, When Ever, Consider it done!
263rd Marine Strike Group - WE are the BOLD!"
271st Marine Strike Group : Forward into the unknown, to hunt it down and kill it;
296th Marine Strike Group "We walk in darkness, that others may walk in light."
(UO) The weapon of vengeance
311th Marine Strike Group-Justice Before All, With Honor We Serve..
321st Marine Strike Group (The Pythons)- Last Hope of the Lost
380th Marine Strike Group - Evil to him who thinks evil also "Adopt, Adapt, Improve"
469th Mobile Infantry Landing Force - The WereCats Motto: "Postatem Obscuri Lateris Nescitis"
469th Marine Strike Group - 3rd Platoon - C.A.T. (Covert Action Team) - "Touch Not the C.A.T.!"
575 Marine Strike Group -the first in, the last out
786th Marine Strike Group - Maverick Squad 27 -"We Feel the Need, the Need for Warp Speed"
875th Marine Strike Group (Screaming Weazels) -"Death from the Ankles up"
911th Combine Special Forces Task Force - Who are you going to call after you've been hit by 911
999th Marine Reaction Company (Project BEOWULF - SpecOps) - "Eas in crucem!" (To Hell with you)
4th Bn, 1st Bde - (Highlanders) “To Hell and Back”
6th BN, 1st BDE - If you need help, call us
8th Bn,1st Bde (Mountain Moles) "We get down and dirty"
USS ACCORD - To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield
USS ADAMANT - To Honor the Dream
(UO) - "May the Force be with you ... oops, wrong movie."
(UO) - "Dreadnought's do it with the third warp engine."
USS AEGIS - Friendly to all Life Forms
(UO) Friendly to all Life Forms, EXCEPT Klingon Cows
USS ALARIC - We'll get by with a little help from our friends.
(UO) Where do we eat?
USS ALACRITY - Per ardva ad astra (Through endeavor we reach the stars.)
USS ALEXANDRETTA - With Knowledge we empower, through knowledge we are free...
(UO) Stop us if you've heard this one...
USS ALIOTH - Out of the Past, Into the Future.
USS ALPHA CENTAURI - Dedicated to Fun, Friendship, and the Community
USS AM VALSALVA -Crede sed aspice (Trust, but verify)
(UO) you'll feel a slight pressure...
Hospital Motto: Anytime, Anyplace
USS ANASAZI NCC-62001 -Ancient Wisdom Modern Technology
USS ANUBIS - Honor, Duty, Loyalty
(UO) The Miracle Workers!'
USS APPOMATTOX NCC-75001 -Peace is an honorable pursuit
(UO) Unofficial: Deal us in
USS ARES NCC 26291- Fortune Favors the Bold
SHUTTLE ARMAGEDDON - Behold! The Black Hole's Nightmare!
USS ARIZONA - For the purpose of Peace in the Galaxy
USS ARLINGTON - Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it
USS ARK ANGEL NCC-1889 The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance
USS ATLANTIS NCC-71803 - Per Aura ad Astra
USS AQUILA - Wings of Tomorrow
USS AURORA VULCANUS-Creatively Sailing in Exploration of the Imagination
SHUTTLE ASIMOV - Ad Astris Iustitia (From the Stars Comes Justice)
(UO) Shuttles have the most Fun
USS ASTRA - Per Ardua Ad Astra
USS ASLAN - It's Earlier When You Think..
USS ATLAS- "READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD"
USS ATHENA -The Voice of Wisdom
USS ATREIDES -Knowledge, Before All Else
USS ARCHANGEL -To Help in Time of Need
USS ASGARD NCC 72402 - Flight into the Starlight
USS AVALON -In Serving Each Other We Become Free
USS AVENGER -Eternal vigilance is the price of Liberty
USS BANTING -Ready, Willing and Able !
Curiosity: The driving force behind exploration.
Courage; compassion, imagination: The keys to understanding the unknown & not just surviving it.
USS BEHR'AK -There are always possibilities for those who dare.
USS BELGICA - Gallorum omnium fortissimi sunt Belgae (Of all those, the Belgians are the bravest)
BENNU STATION -Upholding Yesterdays Traditions for Tomorrows World, Today
USS BETHEL - Into the Heart of Darkness Comes Light and Hope
USS BEXAR NCC-71718 - "Preserving the Past - Preparing the Future..."
USS BLACK HAWK - Fortune Favors the Bold (formerly the USS Shiloh)
Learning from the Past, In order to seek the Future...
USS BLACKHEART - The word is no. We are therefore going anyway.
SHUTTLE BLACKSTAR -From The Darkness of Blackest Night, Shines The Brightest Star
USS BONAVENTURE - Higher, Faster, Farther
(UO) Where is the #$@&*%$ Crew, We have none Sir
(UO) Be afraid, Be very afraid
USS BORTAS NCC-74211 - A Tradition of Excellence
USS BRAVEHEART -Into The Heart Darkness Comes Light and Hope
USS BRIGHT STAR - On Our Way to Great Adventure!
USS BRITANNIA - Rule Britannia... Britannia Rules The Stars....
USS BRISSANY -Liberte, Fraternatie, Equalite (Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood)..
CAMP WENDELL FERTIG -In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night, No Evil Shall Escape My Sight....
Command Motto: "Rocking Boats Since 1975"
USS CAPE FEAR -We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams..
USS CAROLINA -We Came - We Saw - We Helped dreams..
USS CELT - It's a kind of magic!
USS CHALLENGER: NCC-1676-D - United We Stand!
These colors do not run. (?)
USS CHARLESTON - Continuing the Adventure...
(UO) Bringing Trek to the Trekless...
USS CHESAPEAKE - Protecting the Future.
(UO) The Love Boat
SHUTTLE CHAUTAUQUA- All the Universe is a School...
USS CM RUSSELL , My honor is my life
USS COMANCHE - The Spirit of STARFLEET
USS COMMONWEALTH - Throughbred of the Fleet
USS CONFEDERATE - To Boldly go where we ain't been yet!
(UO) There is none higher.
USS COLUMBIA -I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm's way." --John Paul Jones
(UO) Listen to the colour of your dreams
(UO) Wakka-ding hoy!!! or RAMMING SPEEED!!!
USS COLUMBUS -A vision of the Future
(UO) It's only a Fan Club
USS CONSTELLATION II -Spirit of the Old, Pride of the New
USS CONTINUUM - What the Mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve
USS CRYSTAL STAR NCC-1160 -"Living on the Edge for Peace"
Perimeter Action Group Patience Vigilance Endurance
USS CYDONIA - Many Minds, One Purpose
(UO): Stand back....you don't want to be in the way when this thing goes off!
USS CZAR'AK -Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations
(UO) Dining on the Final Frontier
SHUTTLE DARK STAR - Onward to Glory
SPACE STATION DARK SILENCE -Liscensed To Have Fun
USS DAUNTLESS -Making A Difference
USS DEFIANCE - In Provocatio Abstare ( Stand As One Defiant!)
(Pre-Shuttle) DESIDERTA - He turns not back who is bound for a star" -- Leonardo DaVinci
(UO) The Little Shuttle that Could.
(UO) If you can't spell it, it's us.
(UO) [Insert Your Motto Here. We Tried.]
USS DESTINY : Ad Astra. Ad Futurus. (To the Stars. To the Future.)
(UO) Che Sera, Sera. (What will be, will be.)
USS DILEMMA - Unity Thru Diversity
(UO) We find Solutions for -all- your Dilemmas!
USS DISCOVERY -The Gateway to the Universe is Discovery
USS EDGAR D. MITCHELL- If You Can Dream It, You Can Do It.
USS USS EARHART - The Higher, The Fewer!.
USS EMPRESS -Serving today, to protect the future.
USS ENCOUNTER - In Pace Venivimus - Incognitum Vincimus - In Peace we come - the unknown we conquer.
USS ENDEAVOR - At the fore, and ever more
(UO) Heaven wouldn't have us and Hell was afraid we would shed on the furniture!
Shuttle ENDURANCE -Fortune favors the Bold
USS ENTERPRISE: To boldly go where no man has gone before...
USS EQUINOX - Study,but touch. Learn, and later know'
(UO) Where the Heck are we?
(UO) We brake for Moose .
USS EXCALIBUR - Strong as steel and set in stone.
USS FAHRION - Service...Exploration...Tenacity
USS FOX RIVER -Dead Warriors Have No Victories
USS GALLANT -Virtu et Armis
(UO) ...a three hour tour...
USS GALLIFREY -The First In, The Last Out!"
USS GEMINI -Lost in the Stars . . .
USS GUARDIAN - We're Starfleet officers, weird is part of the job.
(UO) By the Power of the Moon....
USS GRYPHON - Truth above all
USS HAWKEYE - Remember! No matter where you go, there you are!
USS HEIMDAL - And I have touched the Sky
USS HEPHAESTUS - Always Onward
USS HEXUM - Determination, Perseverance, Strength.
USS HIGHLANDER - PER MARE, PER TERRAS, PER STELLA (-- By the Sea, By the Land, By the Stars.)
(UO) Don't Lose Your Head. :)
USS HOOD - The few the proud the outrageous
USS HORIZON - To push back the darkness of space so that others may follow.
Slogan: Leading Edge of the Future.
USS HORNET - Vespa ad Astra!" (Hornet to the stars!)
USS IDIC - We rejoice in our differences."
(UO) We are NOT the IDIC Alliance
USS INDIANA - "Pride of the Hoosier State"
USS INDEPENDENCE -"Don't Tread On Me!"
USS IMPERIUM - Ultimus Finis Defendemus (Defending the Final Frontier)
(UO) Illigitime non Carbarundum (Don't let the bastards get you down.)
USS INGRAM - There can be only one
SPACE STATION IAN FLEMING - When you've got a job to do, You've gotta do it well...
USS INTANGIBLE - The Pride of Starfleet
SHUTTLE INTREPID - The Storm before the Calm
USS INTREPID II -Veritas Est Aeterna
USS JAGUAR - Cogito Sumere Potum Alterum
USS JAMESTOWN - Let me Help
USS JEANNETTE MADDOX - "Ad Astra Per Aspera" (: To The Stars Through Hard Work.)
USS JOAN OF ARC -The Standard No Other Could Bear (OLD)
Legends Endure. (NEW)
(UO) The Word ..the word is no. We are therefore going anyway.
USS JOSHUA -Appraising the final frontier
(UO) We gladly feast on those who would subdue us
SHUTTLE JOHN MARSHAL -Justice Tempered With Knowledge
(UO) Never Give Up, Never Surrender... Only Prevail
USS JURASSIC - From the past to the future
USS JUSTICE -(pending) : AD ASTRA PER ASPERA (to the stars by hard ways)
(UO) : Justice in Jersey!
USS KEPLER - To Measure the Heavens
USS KHA TAM -A ship in its harbor is safe, but that's not what a ship are for
USS KONKORDIUM - And the Sky's the Limit
USS KRAZNY OKTYABR - We Sail into History
Creed: Peace Through Superior Firepower Again, how original...
(UO2): This is fun, dammit!
(UO2) Repeat to yourself, it's just a club, I should really just relax
USS LAGRANGE - The Pride Of The Fleet.
(UO) It's a LAGRANGE World of Love
USS LANCELOT - Tout a Vous - At your Service
USS LEXINGTON - By the Sword we seek Peace, but Peace only under Liberty
(UO) Peace thru superior firepower
ISS LEXINGTON - Hail The Empire!! (formerly USS Lexington)
SPACE STATION LEWIS B PULLER - The seas in my veins, my tradition remains. I'm just glad I don't live in a trailer
USS LONGFELLOW - Serving the Future Community, TODAY!
USS LIBERATOR -The word is No. We are therefore going anyway.
Prev:Freedom to Explore
USS LUNAR DAWN -Then came the DAWN
USS LYNX - Lead by Example
USS MAAT -We are the Dreamers of the Dream
USS MAJESTIC - "From Earth; our home, to the stars; our future...May there always remain such Majestic voyages."
USS MALVERNE - In Harm's way
(UO)- Ne Conjuge Nobiscum
USS MIR-"Anything Worth Fighting For is Worth Fighting Dirty For"
USS MARKO RAMIUS -Making the world a better place: one party at a time.
USS MATRIX -Cyberspace: The Final Frontier
USS MATRIX RANGERS: "Everybody comes back!"
USS MORNING STAR -Whatever it is, let me help
USS MYSTIQUE -Boldly going forward....
SPACE STATION NEXUS-Behind Thought and Expression, There Lies a Lifetime
USS NIGHTHAWK -Soaring to Higher Adventures!
USS NIGHTSHADE- If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right!
USS NIMITZ- 'Forward into the unknown
USS NORTHSTAR -Unity through diversity, Together we can make a difference
(UO) Speak softly and carry a big weapons pod.
USS NORTHERN LIGHTS-Post tenebras, lux (After the darkness, light)
SPACE STATION NIKOLA TESLA - Dream not of Today.
USS O'BANNON -Fighting Maniacs
USS OBERON - Dream Not of Today
USS ODYSSEY - To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before....A Woman Shall Lead.
USS OHIO - Preserve the Past Protect the Future
USS OKLAHOMA -Bridging the Gap from Pearl Harbor to the Stars...
USS OMAR KHAYYAM -The Moving Finger Writes...
USS OMEGA GLORY - "From Courage, Glory"
USS ORION - To the Stars... and Beyond
USS OSIRIS -...and the stars shall be our guides.
USS PAEGAN -Leading the Way To Peace
(UO) We came, We drank, and we've been kicked out of better places than this!
USS PATHFINDER - Cave Canum
USS PEACEKEEPER - Guardians of the Final Frontier
(UO) We're the good times the Romuluns warned you about.
USS PENDRAGON -Caring and Sharing
USS PIONEER - Closest to the Final Frontier
USS POLARIS -Prepare for Tomorrow
USS POTEMKIN -There's no Justice, Just us
USS POWHATAN - To Honor the Past, and Explore the Future.
USS PRIDE OF SCOTLAND - Ceud Mile Failte (A hundred thousand welcomes)
USS PROVIDENCE -Proud to Serve. Quick to Defend. Forever Free.
USS QUEEN - To knight what has never been knighted before.
(UO)"We will, We will, Rock you..."
USS REBELLIOUS -To the Stars!...
SHUTTLE REGIMENT - If You Can Dream It, You Can Do It.
(UO) How can it be overkill? We still have Photons Left!
USS RENEGADE -Friendship Must Dare to Risk
(UO) On the Cutting Edge
USS RELENTLESS -We shall forever hide amoung you, oh ye star which are imperishable.
(UO) Time heals all wounds, assuming your not dead.
SHUTTLE REPRISAL: "To Explore, To Defend, and To Serve"
(UO) "Now we're even"
SHUTTLE REUBEN JAMES - Returning with a vengance"
USS RODGER YOUNG -"To try is oh but a simple quest, but to succeed is the true adventure"
USS RONALD E. MCNAIR -Helping Out in The Spirit of the 24th Century
(UO) Be Afraid. Be VERY afraid!
USS ROYAL SOVEREIGN -In Honor we Serve, In Valor we Preserve.
(UO) Lock & Load
USS RUBICON - Once you cross the Rubicon, There's no turning back
USS RUTLEDGE -An Iron Fist in a Velvet Glove
USS SAGITTARIUS -To Reach Beyond
USS SHADOWGUARD - Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
(UO) Life's short, spy hard
SPACE STATION SHADOWSTAR - Defending the Final Frontier...
(UO) The Truth Is Out There...
USS SHILOH -To Learn from the Past in Order to Seek the Future...
(UO): Warp speed, if you'll please...
USS SOLAR FLARE -To Discover is to Keep Learning.
USS SOVEREIGN -Strength, Wisdom, Imagination, and Fighting Spirit!!!
USS STAR UNION -In Defense of Knowledge and Freedom.
USS STARWARD FURY -Leading in to the Future
USS STELLAR WIND -We Blow 'Em Away!
CO's personal motto is: Illegitimus non Carborundum
USS STORM BIRD -The Wings of Destiny fly on the Winds of Change.
USS STORMBRINGER - Storming the Final frontier.
USS SUPERIOR -There will be no future without a better present.
USS THE SULLIVANS -We Stick together
USS SUTHERLAND: There will be an answer, let it be...
SHUTTLE TELGAR - Mitigate the Locquaciousness
USS TEMPEST -The calm within the storm.
USS TEJAS - Embraceing Friendship through Flights of Fanatsy
USS TEXAS -"Don't Mess With Texas"
USS THAGARD -
(UO) Pushing Back the Final Frontier
USS TRIDENT - Chew on This
USS TRINITY DAWN - .second to the right and straight on 'til morning
USS TRIUMPH -Be Afraid Be Very Afraid...
USS TRITON -Expanding the Frontier for the Next Generation!
USS TORONTO -To boldly go in charity and diversity.
(UO) Nuke 'em til they glow and shoot 'em in the dark.
SHUTTLE TOP GUN - "The Elite, The Best of the best"
(UO) "We'll make YOU Better"
USS TYCHO -...to a brighter future.
USS UMIAK -To boldly go with all she'll hold.
(UO): To boldly go.... and get back before anyone notices we're missing.
USS URSUS - Fidelity, Ferocity, Finality
(UO) Just Bear with Us
(UO) Who Am Us Anyway?
USS VALIANT - Expanding the Frontiers of Knowledge
(UO) Boldly going forward 'caz we can't find reverse
USS VALKYRIE - Fear not the Darkness, For the stars will light the way
(UO) When Danger approaches, Sing to it
USS VANGARD - The Most Dangerous Ship in the Fleet!
Old: The Future in Arkansas
also: The Cutting Edge of Service
creed: Dunivan's Law - It's a fan club, stupid.
Shuttle VIGILANT - "For the Price of Liberty..." or "Pro Pretium Libertarium..."
USS VINDICATOR - Bandaging the Final Frontier
USS WILLIAM WALLACE - "Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled!"
USS WERNHER VON BRAUN - The Dream began here!
(UO) Von Braun to the Rescue!
(UO) "Ve shoot for der stars..., but sometimes ve hit London..."
USS WHITE EAGLE -Dream to touch the stars, Live to touch your dreams
USS WIND SPIRIT - " We must go and see for ourselves..."
USS WINTER SOLSTICE - "The Beginning of the End of Darkness"
(UO) "It's the longest night of the year, who ya gonna spend it with?"
USS WOLF - To the brave belong all things ...
USS YEAGER - Punch a hole in the sky...

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20110625

Star Trek- The Driving Game v 2.75



Last Modified Stardate 201409.04

Okay, here it is. We've heard of the Drinking Game, so now we must logically have the Driving Game. True, they don't mix and they never should, but I got the idea one day on a road trip and didn't feel like asking "Are we there yet?" every ten miles.

The synopsis is real simple. Terminology from Star Trek has been converted to simple terms used while someone drives a car. There have been a couple times when I've heard the driver of our road trips announce "warp drive" on the freeway, and until now never realized how almost anything you encounter on the road can be termed in phrases of Trek.
I'll try and keep this as organized as possible so you'll have an easy reference on the road or whatever (though I'd advise against the driver reading this). For some parts, you may need to refer to the TNG Tech Man, but it shouldn't be a real problem.

The Prime Directive
We vow not to interfere with the natural courses of the lives of others. We will not cut them off, tailgate, drive on the sidewalk, double park, honk rudely, or showing them the "Great Bird of the Galaxy" unless not doing so would jeopardize our own lives or insurance premiums. We will not litter our galaxies highways, we will not ask the waitress of the local "Shoney's" to sing Klingon opera, we won't take the towels from Federation accommodation outposts, or make fun of and taunt our Romulan Highway Patrol.

Part I: Velocity -- Converting Miles Per Hour (MPH) to Warp Factors.

  • 0-9 Maneuvering Thrusters. (coasting slowly)
  • 10-49 Impulse power. It is usually broken up like this--
  • 10-19 = 1/4 impulse
  • 20-29 = 1/2 impulse
  • 30-39 = 3/4 impulse
  • 40-49 = Full impulse
  • 50- Warp Power.

Every ten MPH above fifty is equivalent to 1 factor of warp. Example: Warp 6 is 110 Mph. Unfortunately, this scale does not count for that "never reaching Warp 10 rule" in TNG, but knowing most of my friend's cars, Warp 8 is pretty much an impossibility at this time. NOTE: Entering Warp close to a planet might result in Potential Enemy Vessels or Romulan Ships to pursue you.

Part II: Your Automobile / Space Ship -- the Basics
Trunk: Cargo Bay. (Note for vans/station wagons/hatchbacks, etc. this should be referred to as the main shuttle bay);
Bicycle / Ski Rack: Shuttlecraft hard-docking port;
Engine: Matter/Anti-Matter Reaction Chamber;
Transmission: Warp Nacelles/Impulse Thrusters;
Body: Structural Integrity Field;
Radio: Commlink (also applies to CB and Cellular Phones, CB Radio, and Walkie Talkies);
Front Grill: Main deflector dish;
Bumpers: Shields;
Doors: Transporters (If you locked one of the doors, you could say that "Transporter Room Four is off-line.")
          - also can be airlocks  
Seat Belt: Inertial Dampening Fields/Gravitational Support
Heater/Air Conditioner: Life Support; 
Windshield: View screen/Fore Scanners; Rear View 
Mirror: Aft Scanners;
Unleaded Gas: Slush Deuterium
Radar Detector: Tachyon Scanner;
GPS System: Navigational Computer;
Towing Line / Winch: Tractor beam;
Spotlight: Auxiliary Scanners;
Mirror Ornament: Stuffed tribble (probably easy to make)
Windshield Sticker: "Starfleet Academy" (I've actually seen these around!)
Parking Brake: Manual Docking Clamp/Moorings
Glove Box: Auxiliary Storage OR Computer Database (Isn't that where all the road maps are stored, as well as the owner's manual for the car?)
Windshield WasherShields (Shields up..when raining)
Horn: Communications Hail (Opens Hailing Frequencies)
Reserve Fuel Canister: Bussard Ramscoop
High Beams: Phasers (flashing High Beam is a warning shot)


Part III: Operational Modes
Docked Mode: Usually for auto maintenance/refueling.
Cruising Mode: Normal driving operations
Yellow Alert: Usually for difficult driving situations (i.e. bad weather)
Red Alert: Hostile situation (i.e. attack from Borg/Romulans) or Near Zero Visibility
Blue Alert: Looking for a parking space in a crowded parking lot

Part IV: Systems Diagnostic Levels
These pretty much go along the 1-5 scale-like on the Big E with Level 1 being the most difficult duty while Level 5 being the least difficult. The following are examples of each level
Level 5: Check air pressure/Clean windshield
Level 4: Change all filters(air, oil)/Fill all fluids (oil, windshield)
Level 3: Check electrical wiring/Minor secondary systems
Level 2: Remove all engine parts/Clean thoroughly
Level 1: Clean interior and exterior of the car
Damage Control / Repairing the Warp / Impulse Drive: Fixing a Flat Tires (See Part II)

Part V: Bridge Stations -- Who does what and where
Flight Control: Drives the automobile, also responsible or minor navigational duties.
Operations Manager: Allocates resources for crew use. Controls the use of the following: road map, food resources. It also records mileage and pertinent auto/mission data.
Command Station: The Captain of the whole thing. Usually sitting in the comfort of the back seat. The second in command is usually also with him, although that position need not be filled if the auto is short-handed.
Security Officer: Usually ensures all windows, doors, seat- belts secure. Plots tactical evasion courses should the need arise, and should have extensive knowledge of motor vehicle laws in case Romulan highway patrol manage to pull over auto.
Environment: Controls usage of heater/air conditioner and authorizes the use of windows for ventilation. Also designates which station the radio is on and what tapes the crew listens to. Naturally, this assignment should only be given to those with good taste.
Science Officer: Has detailed data pertaining to locations of the ship and local customs of the environment. Such duties include translating speech with Romulan HP or Klingon truckers and should know the exact location of the "Shoney's" closest to the ship.
Mission OPS: Usually assistant to the Operations Manager, although this crewman is also in charge of allocating resources to away teams. In the event that there is NO second officer. Mission OPS should lead away teams.
Engineer: Generally this is the guy with the automotive engineering skills who has done an extensive study of engines. This person should be in charge of all refueling and maintenance duties. Counselor: Designated to make sure everyone has fun on the trip and makes sure nobody says "Are we there yet?" May frequently introduce a sing-along during a long mission during times of low morale.
Yellow Shirt: (optional) This good-hearted ensign gets to carry the gas can to the nearest refueling faculty if the need of an emergency refueling arises. (May also use "Counselor" if no YS is available)
Medical Officer: Makes sure nobody gets too severe cramps due to confinement
Note that like on the BigE there are four duty shifts (each 6 hours long) in which someone else must take turns at the Conn.

Part VI: Starship/Automotive Classes
Your Car: Federation ship (yes, you're always the good guy)

  • Hatchbacks - Cruiser Class
  • Saloons/Sedans - Multi-Mission
  • Estate/Station wagons - Freighter Class
  • Sports Cars - Scout Class
  • Convertible - Escort Class
  • Off-roaders/SUV - Explorer Class
  • Minivans - Destroyer Class
  • Van, camper, RV, minibus etc. - Transport Class
Police Car: Romulan Warbird (remember, the Klingons are our allies AND we still cannot exactly detect a cloaked ship i.e.. behind a billboard)
City Bus: Transport.
Big Rig: Klingons. (Truckers -- the real warriors of the highway)
Tow Truck: The Borg (waiting to assimilate scrap heaps wherever they lurk)
Ambulance: Starfleet Rescue craft
Rich Exotic Import: The Ferengi
Any Pontiac: Captain's Yacht
Any Accura - Captain's Yacht (the Accura Emblem looks like Starfleet Delta)
Any Saab: Vulcan Ambassador's Shuttle (Mark Lenard does the voice-overs for Saab)
Andorian Ship: A ship that cuts you off.
Motorcycles – Klingon Bird of Preys (Don’t Bikers remind you of Klingon’s anyway)

Part VII: Various Road Obstacles
Freeway Entrance: Usual entrance to warp drive
Freeway Exit: Usual emergence from warp drive(of course situations in the past have shown that you can pretty much enter warp anywhere you damn well please)
Long Bridge: Warp Conduit
Unintended Freeway Exit: Wormhole!
Emergency Side Lane: Neutral Zone
Speed Bump: Continuum Drag
Icy Road: Soliton Wave!
Pothole: Quantum Filament!
Mountains: Nebulae (you can choose to go thru them or around them)
Car in/off the road: Wreckage
Road Kill: Extinct unknown lifeforms (usual response from science officers)
Road signs: Starfleet Navigational Guidance Beacons
Starfleet Salvage Operation: Car parked on side of the road with a man outside trying to fix it
In the Delta Quadrant: When you're lost
Wolf 359: Car Crash
Mariposan Clones: Schoolkids getting off a charter bus
Level 12 Shockwave: Crashing head-on into another car
Level 5 Shockwave: Crashing into a traffic light
Level 1 Shockwave: Running over a cat or something

Part VIII: Special Maneuvers
Entering Freeway: Entering Warp
Exiting Freeway: Leaving Warp
Rockford (180 spin): Full about (hey, not everything gets a nea term!)
Evasive Maneuvers: Avoiding Romulans
Swindell Maneuver: You've missed your turn/exit. So you make your way back there!
Koma Maneuver: You managed to dodge a Romulan Ship (ie did not get a ticket)
Corbomite Maneuver: What you tell the Romulan Officer so that he does not give you a ticket.
Picard Maneuver: Getting rid of a bothersome tailgater
Paige Maneuver: Doing something absolutely dumb.
Slater Maneuver: You have no idea where you are going ..so you follow that car in front of you.. that driver knows where s/he goes.
Harshaw Maneuver: When you drive through the parking exit backward.
Krazy Ivan: When you change lanes for no particular reason.
Kobayashi Maru: When you switch to the faster lane (and that one slows down)

Part IX: Locations on the Road
Howard Johnsons: Ten Forward (the only REAL place to eat on a road trip!)
HP Office: Romulan Outpost
Information Center: Memory Alpha (Okay, so it's from the books--classic Trek, at that).
Truck Stop: Klingon Outpost
Rest Stop: Alien Outpost
Auto Shop: Assembly Faculty
Gas Station: Refueling Base
Your Garage: Dry-dock
Big Parking Lot: Close Orbit
Parking Ramp: Starbase
Toll Booth: Ferengi Starbase (ugh)
Traffic Court: Q Continuum
Any Given City: Planet (city name)
Any Given State/Province: Sector (state name)
Any Given Country: Galaxy (country name)
Any Given Planet: (you're taking this game a little too far)
Best Western: Crew Accommodations
Holiday Inn / Ramada: Guest Accommodations
Marriot / Hilton: Officer Accommodations
Factory Outlet Mall: Ferengi Outpost
Deep Space Station: Busy Intersection/Drive-Thru Restaurant

Part X: Away Teams -- how the heck do we handle this?
An away team should consist of the Second Officer or the Mission Ops crewman, along with any number of expendable crew members. The natural shuttle variant in the driving game would be a bicycle (preferable a mountain bike) or it could even be skateboards or rollerblades. The logical reasons for these chosen vehicles are
1. The fit on/in the car very nicely.
2. Like shuttles, they should never be taken out while in Warp Drive. Typical away
Team missions include:
1. Retrieving more crew consumable
2. Depositing crew post-consumable 3) negotiating with accommodations manager for a night's lodging.
Of course, more detailed and taxing missions include:
1. Scouting out a new area (shuttle may be necessary).
2. Scouting for a good orbital parking spot
3. Emergency refueling

Conclusion
That is about all I can think about for now. I tried to think of some way to include the transporters but I couldn't think of any. Also, I had a couple ideas for general terms, but not many. If you have any…leave them in the comments and I’ll use them to update this list.


DID WE MISS SOMETHING?
If you think of something that should be added to this list, leave it in the comments.