20210325

No Marriages in Mayberry....really?


 OK...confession...I'm from a small town in North Carolina...and like Mr. Griffith...I'm a UNC Alum

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The Andy Griffith Show (TAGS) ran from Feb 15, 1960, until April 1, 1968, and it introduced us to the town of Mayberry North Carolina, and its host of interesting characters.  Almost anyone who has actually watched the show knows there were many married people in good ole Mayberry. Three of the people we know were widowed, Andy, Clara Edwards/Johnson. I also acknowledge that none of the main characters were currently married. However, there were plenty of people in the town of Mayberry that were married.  While the meme mentions Otis the town drunk, exactly how many episodes did Rita appear out of 249 episodes?  (Answer 3).  Reality Check, in a television show production each character is paid,  even those stand-in in crowd scenes would have to be paid and it’s just cheaper to have characters === on paper only and just mentioned in the script.  There was also a lack of continuity in scripts...one one story Barney could not sing, in another he could. Two characters that were often mentioned or had interaction with the main characters were Sarah the Telephone Operator and Juanita the waitress such characters were left to your imagination.

Now mind you in the episode "A wife for Andy"  good old Barney invites all the eligible single ladies to Andy's how...and there are a bunch.... but there are lots of married people in Mayberry too.

Now let’s think about all those families that were not seen, as the Taylors sat on their porch, or couples where only one of the pair was seen but the other was mentioned. Obviously, they were married.   

Let's review MARRIED PEOPLE IN MAYBERRY



  • Did you know Floyd, the barber, was married...we saw his son Randall in the episode 'Those Gossipin' Men' with the shoe salesman, and his son Norman was mentioned...his wife was named Melba. But there was only mentioned.
  • You remember Anabelle Silby, who said her husband Tom was dead..but he came back to Mayberry after he stopped drinking ..yea, it came back to you. (Opie's Charity)
  • Remember the Romeo and Juliet episode where two feuding families  (Wakefield-Carter) had two offspring wanting to be married.  Yes, they showed the fathers…but the offspring didn’t birth themselves. Also, they did get married..which would make them a married couple. TAGS reference material list their mothers as deceased.
  • You have to ponder if Mayberry was a town of single fathers because there were lots of kids...I mean, Opie did have friends and classmates. In one of two instances, we got to see their fathers. like Arnold Bailey
  • There was only one episode that was set at Christmas time and there was a whole family (Sam and Bess Muggins) in the episode and that family appeared in another episode with Ben Weaver trying to evict them. Are you starting to remember!
  • Recall the stranger who came to town and knew everything about everybody and called Mayberry ‘his hometown’ and wanted to date Lucy Matthews and her brothers got mad at him.  You think that brother and sister stayed in the house by themselves…
  • Mayor Pike mentioned his wife in one episode about Founder's day (about how bad she sang opera)…but we did see his daughters in the beauty contest for Ms Mayberry and in 'Mayberry goes Hollywood'  
  • Mayor Stoner was married to Mabel…remember the episode with the bed jacket that Andy traded his fishing rod Eagle Eye Annie.    
  • Remember the episode called 'The Beauty Contest'...where everyone wanted Andy to pick their daughter for Miss Mayberry, and even Opie wanted Andy to pick his girlfriend ..do daughters have parents?.
  • Perhaps you remember the bickering couple ( Fred and Jennie Boone ) who were great with everybody else.
  • Remember the weird acting farmer Sam Becker, whose baby Andy delivered ..obviously married (wife name was Lily). We never saw her.
  • Remember the episode where Luke put shoes on a cow…remember they were at Tate Fletcher’s house…Tate was married to Cornelia. (we saw her)
  • Remember when Ellie Walker wanted to run for city council and the Husband vs wife fights
  • Remember when Barney quit his job to sell vacuums, and all those housewives were at home.  Typical for that TV era.  You think those ladies were all single.
  • Remember when Barney wanted to go into real estate (Barney Fife, Realtor) remember those couples .. like the Sims (they showed the husband and wife), and the Williams
  • Remember Rafe Hollister .. who made a few appearances… his Martha wife was in one episode.
  • Remember the Darlings… Remember when Charlene got married to Dud Wash?
  • The guy that owned the Emmitt's Fix-It shop...he was matter to Martha.
  • Remember the Moonshiner Jess Morgan that Andy let out of jail early over Mayor Stoner's Objection... his wife came to pick him up.
  • Other married Characters
    • Arthur Tarbox and wife are moving out of town because people talk about other people too much. Mrs. Tarbox is prematurely gray.-(Opie and the Spoiled Kid)
    • The Bellfasts (The Rumor): Opie spends the night with them.
    • Bobby Gribble married Emma Larch even though someone thought he hated her in grammar school -(The Case of th Punch in the Nose
    • Charlie Deveraux is the husband of Mrs. Deveraux. Barney says she is “ugly as homemade soap” and he isn't good-looking either. -(The Shoplifters)
    • Howard Felcher -- Howard is getting a divorce from his wife Lorraine, who apparently drinks too much. -(Opie's Fortune)
    • The Johnsons- A family that owns one of the nicest farms in the county. (Barney's First Car)
    • The Wilsons : Have a new lawnmower, so their old one could be donated to the Scobey rummage sale.-(Andy Forecloses)
    • Harold and Sue Grigsby
    • Mr. and Mrs. Sam Burton. (The Shoplifters)
    • Craig and Millie Fulton (Opie's Job):
    • Mr. and Mrs. Hendrick (Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau):)
    • Lorraine and Howard Feltcher (Opie's Fortune):
    • Tyla Lee - Andy tells the story of how Tyla met her husband. They live in a little yellow house just up from the courthouse.(Prisoner of Love)
 Go watch the show…learn something






20190726

The Government Took Prayer out of School....really?

Abington School District v. Schempp (1963), it was heard by the United States Supreme Court, which ruled that official Bible-reading in American public schools was unconstitutional. The Supreme Court had prohibited officially sponsored prayer in schools in Engel v. Vitale (1962) on similar grounds.

Please read what the law says


Now understand this when you read or want to send one of those NO PRAYER IN SCHOOL memes on Social Media!

  1.  You can pray in school  (see link at bottom on federal guidelines)... you can pray at work, you can pray in the shower, you can pray while cutting grass.  However, if you pray while driving just please keep your eyes open.     It's not illegal - really it isn't. in fact, it is a constitutional right (see 1st Amendment). This was upheld by the Supreme Court of the United States in the case Kennedy v. Bremerton School District (2022)]

  2. To prove me wrong - If you get arrested for praying in school. please post your ticket or mug shot on Social Media...and I’ll pay your fine and lead the protest.  Now, mind you must be charged for praying.

    However, Per the US Constitution, the Government or any Government entity (Schools) cannot FORCE you or anyone into their choice of faith, belief, or religious practice.       
  3. if you wanna know why -Study a history book on English History specifically the Reformation period.

                    See the influence on politics from the Church or influence on the religion from politics that went through early Europe.     

                    Now go back and look at the phase in the 1st Amendment.

                    If you want to live in a country where the Government forces one religion on all citizens. then you really want to live in a Muslim or Communist country.  In those countries, the government can force, deny you, or punish you for practicing a faith they don’t approve of. Do you really want the US to become that?  And if so which brand of Christianity Catholic, Protestant, Anglican Communion, Southern Baptist….  Did you know there are over 45,000 Denominations of Christianity alone? There are also over 4,300 beliefs.  Which one of these practices do you want your elected officials to force on Children or citizens?  If the School board were all Muslim, Secular Humanist, Atheists, or Jedi do you want them to force that faith on children?

     It's amazing how the same group that often complains about BIG Government creates and spreads these memes without a second thought.

    In the United States, you are free to practice YOUR faith, you are free to teach YOUR children YOUR Faith. You are FREE To attend your choice of places to worship. You are also free not to. That’s what FREEDOM OF RELIGION MEANS. 

    Do you have the ability to expose people to what you want..  sure... and they have the right to accept or reject it. However, you are NOT free to IMPOSE YOUR BELIEFS ON ME, or MY FAMILY, or anyone else. 

    We really love the RIGHTS and FREEDOM TO Choose what we want to believe. Nor do we want to be indoctrinated by the faith of Politics, and false teachings.  

    Remember how slave masters used false teaching to give slaves misinformation that being a slave was what God wanted.  What do you think the Government is going to do?  See History!

     3) For the so-called 'Christians' who keep saying this or passing it along.

    You should include the bible verse that says where Yahweh (God) commands the Government to raise your children. 

       (go ahead look it up...I will wait!)

     I can see lots of passages especially in the Law, and Proverbs where Yahweh commanded PARENTS to teach their children.

    Deuteronomy 4:9, Deuteronomy 6:7, Deuteronomy 11:19, Psalm 78:5-7 are some examples.  

    If you want a school where children are taught to pray...try Sunday school, you are free to send your kids there, while you attend adult Sunday school.  

    For several decades, Sunday school attendance has been dropping while ‘Christians’  have been complaining about NO PRAYER in School. Why aren't children there?

     But, sadly all these memes aren't helping falling church or Sunday school attendance.

      You are also FREE to enroll your children in religious schools as well.

       My Grandparents taught my parents to pray.  

       My parents taught me to pray,

       I taught my children to pray, and they are teaching their children to pray that's biblical.

     

    Baptists became the first and only propounders of “absolute liberty, just and true liberty, equal and impartial liberty.” 

    For this, they suffered and died. They proclaimed it by their deeds, they propagated it in their writings.

    In almost every country of Europe, amid tempests of wrath, stirred up by their faith, and their manly adherence to truth, they were the indefatigable, consistent primal apostles of liberty in this latter age

    -- John Locke

     

    Bet no one will pass this on...just as quick… for political motives and false teaching spread faster than truth.

     

    When my grandson was 2 years old  I heard him singing he B-I-B-L-E Song.... the government didn't teach him that... his mother did.   At the age of one year and a few months when he could just barely talk (he was an early talker)…he did the prayer for Thanksgiving dinner. (God Good, God Great ..Amen)  The president,  the courts, the governor, the mayor, nor the school board did not hand in that.

    The best way to teach your children…is to be an example of your faith.

     

    2 Timothy 1:5



    Now...in the last 50 years Church and Sunday School attendance have declines.... I think that's the bigger issue.


    https://www2.ed.gov/policy/gen/guid/religionandschools/prayer_guidance.html

20170920

Star Trek Celebration Daya Calendar of Days


You've heard of National Hotdog day or Talk like a Parrot day. Rubbish, let's celebrate real holidays that Star Trek Fans can enjoy.  This list was compiled by Star Trek Fans for Star Trek Fans. This is a Terran based calendar...apologizes to the Klingons, Vulcan, Andorians, Hortas, and other species


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If you have a suggestion of things to add: leave a comment!



20161026

Take My Memories

DOCTOR: Can you hear them? All these people who've lived in terror of you and your judgement?
All these people whose ancestors devoted themselves, sacrificed themselves, to you. Can you hear them singing? Oh, you like to thing you're a god. But you're not a god. You're just a parasite eaten out with jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others. You feed on them. On the memory of love and loss and birth and death and joy and sorrow. So, come on, then. Take mine. Take my memories. But I hope you've got a big appetite, because I have lived a long life and I have seen a few things.


DOCTOR: I walked away from the last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on, then. Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!

CLARA: This leaf isn't just the past, it's a whole future that never happened. There are billions and millions of unlived days for every day we live. An infinity. All the days that never came. And these are all my mum's.

The Doctor's War Speech

I've produced a basic transcript of the Doctor's speech at the end of last night's episode, The Zygon Inversion.

The Doctor: You just want cruelty to beget cruelty. You're not superior to people who were cruel to you. You're just a whole bunch of new cruel people. A whole bunch of new cruel people, being cruel to some other people, who'll end up being cruel to you. The only way anyone can live in peace is if they're prepared to forgive. Why don't you break the cycle?
Bonnie: Why should we?
The Doctor: What is it that you actually want?
Bonnie: War.
The Doctor: Ah. And when this war is over, when -- when you have the homeland free from humans, what do you think it's going to be like? Do you know? Have you thought about it? Have you given it any consideration? Because you're very close to getting what you want. What's it going to be like? Paint me a picture. Are you going to live in houses? Do you want people to go to work? What'll be holidays? Oh! Will there be music? Do you think people will be allowed to play violins? Who will make the violins? Well? Oh, You don't actually know, do you? Because, just like every other tantruming child in history, Bonnie, you don't actually know what you want. So, let me ask you a question about this brave new world of yours. When you've killed all the bad guys, and it's all perfect and just and fair, when you have finally got it exactly the way you want it, what are you going to do with the people like you? The troublemakers. How are you going to protect your glorious revolution from the next one?
Bonnie: We'll win.
Doctor: Oh, will you? Well maybe -- maybe you will win. But nobody wins for long. The wheel just keepts turning. So, come on. Break the cycle.
Bonnie: Then why are you still talking?
The Doctor: Because I'm trying to get you to see. And I'm almost there.
Bonnie: Do you know what I see, Doctor? A box. A box with everything I need. A 50% chance.
Kate: For us, too.
[The Doctor sighs.]
The Doctor: And we're off! Fingers on buzzers! Are you feeling lucky? Are you ready to play the game? Who's going to be quickest? Who's going to be the luckiest?
Kate: This is not a game!
The Doctor: No, it's not a game, sweetheart, and I mean that most sincerely.
Bonnie: Why are you doing this?
Kate: Yes, I'd like to know that too. You set this up -- why?
The Doctor: Because it's not a game, Kate. This is a scale model of war. Every war ever fought right there in front of you. Because it's always the same. When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die. You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken! How many lives shattered! How much blood will spill until everybody does what they're always going to have to do from the very beginning -- sit down and talk! Listen to me, listen. I just -- I just want you to think. Do you know what thinking is? It's just a fancy word for changing your mind.
Bonnie: I will not change my mind.
The Doctor: Then you will die stupid. Alternatively, you could step away from that box. You could walk right out of that door, and you could stand your revolution down.
Bonnie: No, I'm not stopping this, Doctor. I started it. I will not stop it. You think they'll let me go after what I've done?
The Doctor: You're all the same, you screaming kids, you know that? "Look at me, I'm unforgivable." Well here's the unforeseeable, I forgive you. After all you've done. I forgive you.
Bonnie: You don't understand. You will never understand.
The Doctor: I don't understand? Are you kidding? Me? Of course I understand. I mean, do you call this a war, this funny little thing? This is not a war. I fought in a bigger war than you will ever know. I did worse things than you could ever imagine, and when I close my eyes... I hear more screams than anyone could ever be able to count! And do you know what you do with all that pain? Shall I tell you where you put it? You hold it tight... Til it burns your hand. And you say this -- no one else will ever have to live like this. No one else will ever have to feel this pain. Not on my watch.
[Kate closes her box.]
The Doctor: Thank you. Thank you.
Kate: I'm sorry.
The Doctor: I know. I know, thank you.
[The Doctor looks back to Bonnie.]
Well?
Bonnie: It's empty, isn't it? Both boxes -- there's nothing in them. Just buttons.
The Doctor: Of course. But you know how you know that? Because you've started to think like me. It's hell, isn't it? No one should have to think like that. And no one will. Not on our watch.
[The Doctor and Bonnie stare at one another for a moment.]
The Doctor: Gotcha.
Bonnie: How can you be so sure?
The Doctor: Because you have a disadvantage, Zygella. I know that face.
Kate: Well, this is all very well, but as know the boxes are empty now. We can't forget that.
The Doctor: No, well, uh... You've said that the last 15 times.
[The Doctor uses his sunglasses, which begin pulsing.]
Bonnie: You didn't wipe my memory.
The Doctor: No. Just Kate's. Oh, and your little friends here, of course. When they wake up, they won't remember what you've done. It'll be our secret.
Bonnie: You're going to protect me?
Osgood: Well, you're one of us now, whether you like it or not.
Bonnie: I don't understand how You could just forgive me.
The Doctor: Because I've been where you have. There was another box. I was gonna press another button. I was going to wipe out all of my own kind. Man, woman, and child. I was so sure I was right.
Bonnie: What happened?
The Doctor: Same thing that happened to you. I let Clara Oswald get inside my head.
[The Doctor looks at Clara.]
The Doctor: Trust me... She doesn't leave.

From Doctor who: The Zygon Inversion

20160205

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20140923

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